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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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death-by-lulz:

Had to be there, I guess.

(Source: gnarlygnat, via pizza)

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death-by-lulz:

Had to be there, I guess.

(Source: gnarlygnat, via pizza)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via pizza)

tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

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officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

(via penissauce)

hungarian:

high school sucks bc nobody brings cupcakes to class anymore they just bring it to lunch & share it with their few close friends

(via ruinedchildhood)

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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(via laughing-llama)

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via sexlovemarijuana)